A reworking of the 23rd psalm

Posted to the Democrats Abroad Japan mailing list -- not by the author. If anyone knows who the author is, I will gladly credit her (or him), so let me know.

Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.
He maketh me to lie down on park benches,
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my doubts about the Republican Party.
He leadeth me onto the paths of unemployment for His cronies' sake.
Yea, though no weapons of mass destruction have been found,
He maketh me continue to fear Evil.
His tax cuts for the rich and His deficit spending discomfort me.
He anointest me with never-ending debt.
Verily my days of savings and assets are kaput.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me all the days of His
administration,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.